Grandpa: Heard there's some trouble going on in uni. Who's bullying you?
Me: Nahh, just some college mishap.
Grandpa: Is it a boy? Tell me who it is, I'll go and find him.
Me: Hahah..yea, it's a guy, sort of.
Grandpa: Ok, come, let me go and teach him a lesson.
Got to love the gramps! <3